OPINION: The Three Biggest Food Voids on the Upper West Side

Pecking Around for Food on the Upper West Side

Pecking Around for Food on the Upper West Side

Cookies? Check. Italian food? Check. Good Chinese? Pretty please!

Back in 2017, the New York Times labeled the Upper West Side a “culinary wasteland.” Tough talk, indeed. But lately, the neighborhood is making waves in the food scene. Essential by Christophe (103 West 77th Street) scored a Michelin Star in 2023, and the Times named Tatiana by Kwame Onwuachi (10 Lincoln Center Plaza) the best restaurant in the city for two years in a row (2023 and 2024).

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Jean-Georges (#19), boasting two Michelin Stars, and Barney Greengrass (#66), arguably the quintessential UWS dining experience, also made the latest list. So, maybe if we complain enough, good things will continue to happen.

Now, Upper West Side, let’s talk about what we need. Here are the top three biggest food voids in the neighborhood:

A 24-Hour Diner
It was a bad omen when the Upper West Side essentially ran the China Club, an all-time legendary nightclub that operated in the basement of The Beacon Hotel at 75th and Broadway, out of the neighborhood.

Known for its legendary Mondays where locals felt like celebs and celebs felt like locals, the China Club built its reputation as a spot for impromptu live music. Prince, Bowie, Bruce, Sting, Stevie Wonder, Rod Stewart, Elton John, and Rick James all jammed at the iconic club at one point or another during its decade-plus tenure on the Upper West Side, which lasted from 1985 to 1997 before it relocated to Midtown and eventually closed in 2000.

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This was a true late-night spot. When the New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup in 1994, they celebrated at the China Club. Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees was a regular on Mondays, and Lawrence Taylor famously left his $75,000 paycheck from the New York Giants behind because he didn’t have any cash to pay his modest $800 bill–and he didn’t pick it up for months.

 

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That marked the peak of Upper West Side nightlife. During the China Club’s reign, residents began to voice concerns–complaining to the police and Community Board 7–about cars roaming the streets for parking, late-night crowds filtering out until the early hours, and occasional fights around the club. Anthony Mason of the New York Knicks was known for getting into altercations there. In December 1997, “The China Club moved to 47th Street and Eighth Avenue, in part because of neighborhood complaints,” reported The New York Times.

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The Upper West Side was home to a multitude of late-night clubs over the years but in 2014, neighborhood nightlife died with the closing of Columbus 72.

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With the decline of late-night activity, the Upper West Side also witnessed the disappearance of late-night dining. The original Big Nick’s on Broadway, once a titan in the 24-hour dining landscape, closed in 2013.

Big Nick's Burger and Pizza Joint on the Upper West Side

French Roast and Westside Restaurant, formerly bustling 24-hour spots, have gradually scaled back their hours over the years. Currently, there are no 24-hour diners left on the UWS; most establishments now close before midnight. The latest option is Cafe 82 at Broadway and 82nd Street, which closes at midnight with takeout until 1 a.m.

Long live The Flame Diner, which is right over the line in Midtown at 893 Ninth Avenue, just below 58th Street.

The Flame Diner

Imagine this: You find yourself at a bar, club or even a movie–wherever the night takes you. As the evening unfolds, you meet someone and the desire to continue the conversation arises. But it’s too early (or too forward) to invite this person back to your place. You need a safe change of scenery. This is why 24-hour diners are ideal, offering a perfect place for socializing–romantically, with friends or for business. They are havens to simply hang out, even if you’re solo. Or perhaps you’re seeking solace during a breakup, shedding tears in your coffee. A 24-hour diner is where the heart is. Nightclubs or no nightclubs, we need at least one. You know it.

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Chinese Food
By David Margolick (long-time contributing Editor at Vanity Fair, contributor at the New York Times,  published author)

Abysmal. A wasteland. At least below 96th Street. My theory is that it’s a function of affluence and temperament. The Upper West Side is relatively wealthy and, while politically liberal, culinarily conservative. So, as assertive as they are about most things, West Siders seem content with pedestrian, uninspired Chinese food.

The Chinese restaurants in the neighborhood have picked up on this, and don’t even seem to try; they’re tired, pallid, dull. There’s one just a block or two from me, and I haven’t set foot in it in fifteen years; as I go by it I sneak glances at what the people in there are eating, and I feel sorry for them. The storefront takeout place closest to me delivers instantaneously–an impressive feat, to be sure–but that’s where its energies are directed; its food is so uniformly disappointing that I stopped ordering from them long ago.

While French restaurants are better the fancier they are, the opposite is true for Chinese. So, Shun Lee is awful and while Red Farm is much better, it isn’t right aesthetically; it’s too staid, lacking the clamor and chaos of the authentic Chinese restaurant experience. The best places I’ve found up here, Happy Hot Hunan and Grain House, are unsurprisingly located by Columbia students. And, thank God for them: they are poorer, more discriminating, and more adventurous.

But these places are a long ways from me–too far to shlep up to routinely or to risk takeout. So, for the past several years I’ve gotten my Chinese fix in Midtown, mostly at Lan Sheng on West 36th Street. It had wonderful Sichuan dishes, highly spiced and beautifully prepared–always fresh and steaming. It recently changed hands– it’s now called Oohu–with a new, more streamlined and hipper menu, but it’s still very good.

I went there regularly enough to know the owner–he always greeted me warmly, a rare and wonderful feeling in New York and something which, incidentally, has never happened to me at any Chinese restaurant in my neighborhood. In the waning days of the pandemic, after they’d reopened but before very many people were going back in, I urged–begged–him to come uptown, telling him that if it did, there’d be lines of grateful, hungry people around the block. He seemed intrigued, but nothing ever came of it.

I’m afraid that discriminating Chinese restaurateurs like him have given up on the Upper West Side. I guess I have, too. Maybe I should move to Flushing.

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A Proper Donut Shop
“Sex and the City” helped ignite the cupcake craze with a scene in the original Magnolia Bakery on Bleecker Street in 2000. Magnolia’s second-ever location later opened right here on the Upper West Side in 2008. Now, the neighborhood’s plethora of cookie options is so expansive you could dedicate a 2,500~ word article to it. But where are the donuts?

Orwasher’s makes one of the best freshly filled jelly donuts and (seasonal) sufganiyot in the city. But beyond that, they only offer plain donuts, which doesn’t qualify them as a proper donut shop. Rainbow Donuts lets you custom-make cake or yeast donuts with various drizzles, sprinkles and fillings (chocolate or vanilla), but they don’t have jelly donuts or many of the classic staple varieties. Mochi Dolci’s mochi-style donuts rock, and Daily Provisions has a few varieties they rotate, but we’re looking for a classic style donut shop to hold court up here.

We don’t need no chain-store donuts. Dunkin’ Donuts? No! Those are minor-league at best, and Krispy Kreme has only one decent donut (hot glaze), which is overly rich and doesn’t have clutch-staying power.

Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away to the truly iconic Peter Pan Donut & Pastry Shop in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Their single location is an institution for the local community and donut aficionados alike, serving handmade donuts and pastries, many of which are original recipes. The kicker: all their classic donuts, including sugar jelly, honey dip, and old-fashioned cream crumb, are priced under $2. Specialty donuts like pure raspberry jam, churro cruller, and red velvet volcano with white cream are $2.65.

Peter Pan Donuts in Greenpoint Brooklyn

Peter Pan is open daily and doors typically open at 4:30 a.m., with waitresses in classic green and pink uniforms serving up donuts, pastries, coffee and egg creams. Their egg creams are fantastic and they serve breakfast sandwiches on your choice of bagel, roll, or croissant. You can post on a stool at the counter or take your order to go.

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With its cozy old-school family business charm, Peter Pan, which opened in the 1950s, embodies the type of proper donut shop that would seamlessly fit into the Upper West Side’s current culinary climate. Its aura recalls the original H&H Bagels on West 80th and Broadway, which sadly closed in 2011.

Hey, Peter Pan! Would you please take a page from Magnolia Bakery’s playbook and consider opening a second location on the Upper West Side?

This could be the start of donut mania.


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